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This article is purposefully written from a comedic standpoint.

Joke SCPs are SCP objects that exist in the game as novelties and comical value, and can be classified as easter eggs. They're technically non-canon with the SCP Foundation.

SCP-420-J

SCP-420-J
Scp420jlight
Info
Object Class Totally Safe
Animate? Nu
Harmful? Yus
SCP Link SCP-420-J
Containment Chamber
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Alright dude now listen, I know where you can get the best ████ in this hellhole. First off, you have to find that super important office. To get in, you need this piece of plastic, and inside you’re gonna find two of these sticks on the table. Once you use them, you’ll be all like “MAN DATS SUM GOOD ASS ████" and your eyes will start going crazy. You’ll also start hearing this funky music. Also, this ████ can cure your ████ing nausea AND freaking injuries! Excellent ████, man. Oh, and make sure you’re not wearing that weird gay ring, otherwise, ████ won’t work.

Putting this stuff into that magic machine on that setting with the frowny face gives you a cigarette, which does jack ████. I mean, what the ████ would you light it with? Vain ████ers. Putting it on those good settings will fucking super charge that ████ out the ass! Be careful, though. You might ████ing die. Wow.....this is ████ing intense.....man where am I anyway, that place with all those scan lines? No, it's not that place....man, I should take a nap, that'll clear my head…

SCP-789-J

SCP-789-J
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Info
Object Class Safe
Animate? Nu
Harmful? Nu
SCP Link SCP-789-J
Containment Chamber
Gallery

ok, so there is this magic creatuer and his name is the butt ghost. if you go in the bathroom then sometimes he will talk to you. he will say i am the butt ghost i am going to eatt your butt. butt he doesnt do anything he just tries to be funny butt he can't realy eat your butt becauase he does not really exist. or at least thats what my mom tells me. butt im not sure, causze she lies a lot. so thats why i never poop in the potty im afraid the butt ghost will get me so i just poop on the floor. that is the moral of the story.

(ps don't tell my mom)

Anomalous Ducks

Anomalous Ducks
Anomalousduck
Info
Animate? Yus
Harmful? Nu
SCP Link Anomalous Ducks
So I was walking around that giant office when I suddenly saw this incredibly cute rubber ducky sitting on a desk and I was all like "DAW LOOK AT THE RUBBAR DUCKAY!!!" I was about to walk up to it when I blinked and it suddenly disappeared. I look around and I saw it perched on a lamp post and I was thinking "AW SHIT THE DUCKS JESUZZ!", so I bolted the fuck out of there.

As I continued walking along I came across a place with some gas and I saw a duck with a saxophone, I kept walking along when I heard some funky tunes behind me. I turned around and saw that the duck was playing the saxophone. I proceeded to walk up to the duck and fling it off the rail and I said "Dude jazz fucking sucks, it will NEVER be epic!"

Later in my adventure, I came across this room full of giant legos and I saw another duck. this time I decided to pick it up, as it would make my adventure feel a whole lot more safer (and it would only be logical that I could pick it up right?)So I tried to pick it up, but the game wouldn't let me, and I was like "DUDE WTF YOU CAN’T PICK THIS SHIT UP?!?" I then threw my computer out the window and murdered my wife. And now I'm in jail because some people won't let me pick up a freaking duck. Thanks assholes... Template:Joke SCP nav