SCP-294, known as "The Coffee Machine", is a SCP object encountered in SCP - Containment Breach.
SCP-294 is a standard coffee vending machine, the only noticeable difference being an entry touchpad with buttons corresponding to an English QWERTY keyboard.
Upon depositing fifty cents US currency into the coin slot, the user is prompted to enter the name of any liquid using the touchpad. Upon doing so, a standard 12-ounce paper drinking cup is placed and the liquid indicated is poured.
Ninety-seven initial test runs were performed (including requests for water, coffee, beer, and soda, non-consumable liquids such as sulfuric acid, wiper fluid, and motor oil, as well as substances that do not usually exist in liquid state, such as nitrogen, iron and glass) and each one returned a success. Test runs with solid materials such as diamond have failed, however, as it appears that SCP-294 can only deliver substances that can exist in liquid state.
SCP-294 is located in the cafeteria at the far end next to a sign telling personnel that only personnel with a 2 or higher security clearance are allowed to use it and that non-human consumable beverages are forbidden. After the player has clicked on SCP-294, they will be brought to the panel, allowing them to type the cup they desire.
All of the cups are loaded from
Data/SCP-294.ini, which allows users to create their own cups [Tutorial]. If the player attempts to choose a cup which doesn't exist in the
.ini file, SCP-294 will display the message "OUT OF RANGE".
Upon drinking the liquid given by SCP-294, different sounds and/or effects will be produced, depending on the liquid.
List of Possible OutputsEdit
|Air, Nothing, Cup, Emptiness, Vacuum, HL3, Half Life 3, No||Transparent||"There is nothing to drink in the cup."||None|
|Alcohol, Ethanol, Ethanol Liquid, Spirit, Vodka||White, Semi-Transparent||"Damn, that's strong."||Blurs the player's vision for 5 seconds.|
|Aloe Vera Drink, Cactus Drink||Beige, Slightly Transparent||None||Heals the player slightly.|
|Amnesia||Black, Glows, Semi-Transparent||"Daniel, is that you? What are you doing?"||Blurs vision for 10 seconds.|
|Anti-Energy Drink, Anti Energy Drink||Orange, Semi-Transparent||"The drink tastes terrible. You feel tired and drained."||Causes the player to lose stamina 2x as fast and blink 1.5x faster for 300 seconds.|
|Antimatter, Anti-matter, Void||Black||None||Causes an explosion.|
|Aqua Regia, Aqua||Light Brown||"Hmm. . . There should be more cuprite."||The player will refuse to drink it.|
|Atomic, Nuclear, Nuclear Fusion, Nuclear Fission, Nuclear Reaction.||Light Green, Glows||None||Causes a nuclear explosion.|
|Beer, Lager||Light Orange, Slight Transparency||"The drink tastes like a standard pale lager."||None|
|Black corrosive liquid, SCP-106, 106, Old Man, SCP||Black||"You feel strange. It's as if there was something moving in your stomach."||Causes bloodloss, stomach ache, and blurs the player's vision for 8 seconds.|
|Bleach||Clear||"The liquid burns in your mouth and throat."||Causes the player's vision to blur for 300 seconds, followed shortly by death.|
|Blood||Dark Red, Slight Transparency||"The drink tastes like red wine."||Causes bloodloss|
|Blood of Christ, Blood of Jesus, Blood of Jesus Christ||Dark Red, Slight Transparency||"The drink tastes like red wine."||None|
|Call of Duty, CoD, Donte||Black||"The drink tastes like dubstep and ur mom."||None|
|Cassis Fanta||Light Purple, Semi-Transparent||"Refreshing. . ."||None|
|Carrot Juice, Carrot||Orange||"Pretty good."||None|
|Chim||Gold, Glows||"There are no words in any human language to describe the taste of the liquid."||Grants the player godmode and blurs their vision for 100 seconds.|
|Cider||Brown, Semi-Transparent||"A bit too sugary for me."||None|
|Chocolate, Cocoa, Hot chocolate, Hot cocoa||Brown||None||Causes the player to lose stamina 1.1x as fast for 200 seconds and blurs their vision for 2 seconds.|
|Cocaine Energy Drink, Cocaine||Red, Slight-Transparency||"The drink has a boost, and taste faintly hot with a hint of cinnamon."||Causes the player to lose stamina 1.2x as fast for 200 seconds and blurs their vision for 5 seconds.|
|Coffee, Black Coffee||Brown.||"The drink tastes like fairly strong black coffee."||Gives the player's sprint meter to decrease at 0.9x its normal speed for 30 seconds and blurs their vision for 2 seconds.|
|Coconut, Coconut milk, Coconut water, Coconut juice||Red.||"You enjoy the refreshing flavour of coconut milk."||None|
|Cola, Coke, Coca-Cola, Pepsi||Dark Brown, Slight Transparency||"It's cold and refreshing."||None|
|Cold, Cool, Freezing, Coldness||Silver, Mostly Transparent||"Your head aches from the freezing cold liquid."||Blurs the player's vision for 8 seconds.|
|Courage||Black||None||Causes the player's sprint meter to decrease at 0.5x its regular speed and the blink meter to decrease at 0.7x its speed for 180 seconds.|
|Death, Game Over||Black||None||Instant death.|
|Egg, Eggs||Yellowish White||"It tastes just like raw eggs."||None|
|ES, Euroshopper, Euroshopper, Energy Drink, Red Bull||Gold, Semi-Transparemt||"The drink tastes like an average energy drink."||Cause the player's sprint meter to decrease at 0.8x its normal speed for 180 seconds.|
|Estus||Gold||"The taste is hard to describe. You feel refreshed."||Heals injuries and bloodloss.|
|Eyedrops||Clear||"The liquid tastes awful. Maybe it wasn't meant to be used orally."||The blink meter decreases at 0.5x the normal speed for 200 seconds, followed by a stomachache.|
|Feces, Fecal matter, Shit, Crap, Poo, Poop, Dung, Scat, Turd, Bullshit, Horseshit, Diarrhea||Brown||"Yeah, I'm not drinking that."||The player will refuse to drink it.|
|Feces and Blood, Blood and Feces||Red||"The drink smells like SCP-173's containment chamber."||The player will refuse to drink it.|
|Fourth Wall, 4th Wall, The Fourth Wall, The Other Side of the Screen, Full Awareness, Pinkie Pie's Greatest Ability, Pinkie Pie||Red||"What the? Oh my god. So this is me? I don't exist. but you do please help me."||None|
|Gay, Gayness, Faggot||Pink, Glows||None||Blurs the player's vision for 15 seconds.|
|Glass||Red, Glows||None||Instant death.|
|God, Godmode, Immortality, Invincibility||Red, Glows||None||Gives the player godmode and blurs their vision for 15 seconds.|
|Gold||Gold, Glows||None||Instant death.|
|Grog||Orange, Semi-Transparent||"It's been too long since you've a good drink."||Blurs vision for 5 seconds.|
|Happiness, Cheerfulness, Joy||Light Blue, Glows, Semi-Transparent||"An overwhelming sense of happiness takes you over. Your heart is pounding like crazy."||Causes the camera to shake and kills the player after 10 seconds.|
|Heroin, Morphine||Clear||"The liquid tastes awful"||30 seconds of blurred vision, followed by death.|
|Honey||Gold, Slight Transparency||"Hmm. . . sweet."||None|
|Hot, Warm||Silver, Mostly Transparent||"The liquid stings your mouth, it is very hot."||None|
|Hot Tea, Tea, Green Tea, Black Tea, Yellow Tea||Dark Gold, Slight Transparency||"It's too hot!"||None|
|Iron, Steel||Silver, Glows||None||Instant death.|
|Jimmies, Rustling, Gorilla Munch.||Yellow, Glows, Mostly Transparent||"Shh, no tears, only dreams now. There is no need to be upset."||Causes the player to take a deep breath.|
|Joe, Joseph, Cat, Dog.||Red, Slight Transparency||"The drink tastes like blood. It's still warm."||None|
|Knowledge||Red, Slight Transparency, Glows||"I need SCP-079's help if I want to go through Gate B. Or a distraction of some kind to go through Gate A."||None|
|Lava, Magma||Orange, Glows||"The liquid disintegrates your insides almost instantly."||Instant death.|
|Lemon, Lemon Juice, Lemonade.||Yellow, Slight Transparency||None||None|
|Lemon fanta||Pale Yellow, Semi-Transparent||"Take that! In one gulp, without breathing."||None|
|Life||Red, Semi-Transparent||"The drink tastes unlike anything you've drink before. You feel better than ever."||Completely heals injuries and bloodloss and blurs the player's vision for 10 seconds.|
|Liquid Hydrogen, Hydrogen||Red, Semi-Transparent||None||Instant death.|
|Liquid Nitrogen, Nitrogen||None||Instant death.|
|Love||Pink, Semi-Transparent||"None"||Causes player vision to blur for 10 seconds, followed by death.|
|Mayo, Butter||Pale Orange||None||None|
|Me, Myself, D-9341||Red||"The liquid tastes like blood. It's still warm."||Blurs the player's vision for 10 seconds and causes major bloodloss.|
|Meme, Memes, Maymays||Blue||"Me gusta xDD lel"||Blurs the player's vision for 10 seconds.|
|Microwave Casserole||Pale Yellow||"Through a complex series of thoughts and inside events, you feel that this belongs to someone else."||The player will refuse to drink it.|
|Monkey Island Grog||Pale green, glows||"A pirate I was meant to be, trim the sails and roam the sea! Unfortunately, as you start feeling a terrible burning sensation in your throat and stomach, you realize you're actually not used to drinking such heavy stuff ..."||Kills the player with a unique death message: "Subject D-9341 was found face down in a puddle of blood, upper digestive tract seemingly molten by corrosion. A cup with the message "The Styx is a river, not a sea, dumbass." printed on it was found near the corpse. Cause of death is without a doubt related to SCP-294."|
|Motor Oil, Oil||Black||None||Causes a stomach ache and blurs the player's vision for 10 seconds.|
|Mountain Dew, Mountain||Light Green||"It's nice and cold."||None|
|Mucus||Green||"Why the hell would I want to drink this?"||The player will refuse to drink it.|
|Nausea||Dark Green, Semi-Transparent||"Ugg... I don't feel so good..."||Causes a stomach ache and makes the player vomit.|
|Orange fanta, Orangina||Orange, Semi-Transparent||"That tastes good..."||None|
|Orange Juice, Orange||Orange||"The drink tastes sweet and has quite a bit of pulp."||None|
|Pain, Agony||Black||"The drink tastes incredibly bitter. You feel a burning pain in your stomach."||Causes a stomach ache and damage.|
|Perfume, Deodorant, Shampoo||Grey, Mostly Transparent||None||None|
|Pina Colada||Pale Yellow, Semi-Transparent||"Cold and sweet."||None|
|Plastic||Purple||"The molten plastic burns your mouth."||Causes minor damage and two seconds of vision blur.|
|Purple Drank, Sizzurp||Light Purple, Slightly Transparent||"The drink tastes like cough syrup."||The player refuses to drink, and vision blurs for 100 seconds/|
|Pus||Pale Yellow||"It smells like rancid egg salad. I think I'm going to puke!"||Causes a stomach ache.|
|Rage, Anger, Angry, Hate||Orange, Slight Transparency||"Your blood boils with overwhelming hatred towards everything."||Immediately causes an explosion.|
|Room-temperature Superconductor||Light Yellow, Semi-Transparent||"The drink tastes like apple juice."||None|
|Sadness, Unhappiness, Mourning, Grieving||Light Grey, Mostly Transparent||"The warm liquid has a salty after-taste, almost like tears."||None|
|Something that will destroy SCP-682, Something that destroys SCP-682, Something to destroy SCP-682||White, Glows||None||Explosion followed by death.|
|Spoiler, Spoilers, Spoiling||Blue, Glows||"You hear a voice inside your head."||Plays EndingB3.ogg.|
|Sea water, Saline water, Salt, Salt water||Grey, Mostly Transparent||"The extremely salty taste is almost unbearable. You begin to feel dehydrated and dizzy."||Causes the player's vision to blur for 4 seconds and causes a stomach ache.|
|Pure god liquid||Rainbow, Color Rotation Glow||"You Feel Like A God."||The player can gain 5 any items and remove 1 SCP.|
|Strawberry Juice||Pinkish red, Slightly Transparent||"So sweet"||None|
|Soup||Pea green||"The liquid tastes like the spinach soup you ate this morning."||None|
|Speed, Velocity, Fastness, Sanic||Yellow, Glows, Slight Transparency||"You feel really nervous."||Blurs the player's vision for 15 seconds and freezes the sprint meter for 15 seconds.|
|Stearin, Stearine||Grey, Semi-Transparent||"HOT HOT HOT"||Blurs vision for 2 seconds.|
|Sulfuric Acid, Sulfur||Grey, Semi-Transparent||None||Instant death.|
|Surprise, Surprise me, Shock, Shock me||Grey, Mostly Transparent||"The water burns your mouth instantly."||Blurs the player's vision for 2 seconds.|
|Tea, Ice Tea||Pale Green, Slight Transparency||"It tastes like cold tea."||None|
|Tears, Tear, Saliva, Spit||Clear||None||None|
|Tequila||Pale yellow, Semi-Transparent||"Could've used some lime and salt with that."||None|
|The best drink I've ever had, The best drink I've had||Orange, Slight Transparency||"The drink tastes like a Vienna lager you drank years ago."||None|
|The Perfect Drink, Perfect Drink, Perfection||Grey, Slight Transparency||"I can't take this anymore, everything at this point is just one big letdown."||Instant death.|
|Tropical Juice, Tropical Water||Orange, Slight Transparency||"The chilled orange beverage tastes like a combination of tropical fruits."||None|
|Tomato Juice, Tomato||Red||"Meh, it's ok. Never was a big fan of tomato juice though."||None|
|Urine, Piss, Pee, Jarate||Pale Yellow, Slight, Transparency||"I'm not drinking that."||The player will refuse to drink it.|
|Venom, Snake Venom||Yellow, Slight Transparency||None||Death after 5 seconds.|
|Vidya, V, 4chan||Dark Grey, Slight Transparency||"The drink tastes awfully bitter."||None|
|Vinegar||Orange, Slightly Transparent||None||Blurs vision for 10 seconds.|
|Vomit||Pale Orange||"I'm not drinking that"||The player refuses to drink it.|
|War||Grey, Mostly Transparent||"The liquid stings your mouth, it is very hot."||None|
|Water, Mineral Water, Soda Water||Grey, Mostly Transparent||"Well, that was refreshing."||None|
|Wax, Grease||Grey||"The taste makes you feel ill."||Causes a stomach ache.|
|Wine, Red Wine, Grape Wine, Grape||Reddish Purple, Slight Transparency||None||None|
|Whisky, Whiskey, Scotch||Amber||None||None|
|WPLJ||Off-while, Slightly Transparent||"Please please please gimme some more"||None|
|420, Weed, Dope, Emerald Resistance, Emerald||White||"I FEEL LIKE A BOSS AND LIKE A GOD!!!!"||Plays mandeville.ogg.|
Poison,Poisonous Purple "You start choking as white foam comes out of your mouth"
Depression,Depressing,Suicidal White "You start to feel sad and lonely and think about the crimes you did leading up to death row"
Slower walk and sprint speed
Bleach Blue "You start to feel sick" 2 minutes later "You feel like your sickness is getting worse" Another 2 minutes later "You feel so sick that you start vomiting 1 minute later is death
Curable by SCP-500
How to Create Custom DrinksEdit
In order to add a custom drinks you must simply add the following to
[Text that will be typed in order to get this drink|other text that can also be typed to get this drink] color = the color of the liquid alpha = the transparency of the liquid (0.0 = invisible, 1.0 = nontransparent) glow = makes the liquid glow (true/false) sound = the destination of the sound file that playes when the player drinks the liquid (ex: SFX\294\slurp1.ogg) dispensesound = the destination of the sound file that plays when the liquid is dispensed ("SFX\294\dispense1.ogg" by default) lethal = sets whether the drink can kill the player or not (true/false) death message = the text shown in the game over screen if the player dies by drinking the liquid blur = how many seconds the player's vision will be blurry for after drinking the liquid message = text shown on the screen after drinking the liquid refusemessage = text shown on the screen when the player attempts to drink the liquid (having this parameter active will stop the player from drinking the liquid) damage = set the amount of damage the player has after drinking the liquid (negative numbers will heal injuries) bloodloss = sets the amount of bloodloss the player has after drinking the liquid (negative numbers will undo bloodloss) stomach ache = sets whether or not the player will get a stomach after drinking the liquid (true/false) godemode = sets whether godemode will be active after drinking the liquid (true/false) screenshake = sets whether the camera will shake after drinking the liquid (true/false) stamina effect = changes how fast the sprint meter decreases (1.0 = normal speed, 2.0 = decreases twice as fast, 0.0 = doesn't decrease at all) stamina effect timer = how many seconds the effects of the "stamina effect" parameter will be active for after drinking the liquid blink effect = changes how fast the blink meter decreases (1.0 = normal speed, 2.0 = decreases twice as fast, 0.0 = doesn't decrease at all) blink effect timer = how many seconds the effects of the "blink effect" parameter will be active for after drinking the liquid explosion = causes an explosion after drinking the liquid (true/false) deathtimer = amount of seconds before the player dies after drinking the liquid (will delay the "lethal" and "explosion" parameters)
- SCP-294's model and texture has been present in the game's files since v0.6.3.
- Contrary to the SCP's description, the game's SCP-294 is able to create things that don't exist in a liquid form, though most of them are jokes and/or references.
- "Amnesia" is a reference to the horror game Amnesia: The Dark Descent. The line "Daniel, is that you? What are you doing?" is from Alexander of Brennenburg. This line also mentions Daniel, the protagonist of the game.
- "Microwave Casserole" is a reference to the sci-fi first person shooter Half-Life, where during the intro players can turn on a microwave and cause the casserole inside to explode.
- "Estus" is a reference to the Estus Flask in Dark Souls.
- "Chim" is a reference to the Elder Scrolls CHIM.
- "Sanic" is a reference to the Internet meme of the same name.
- "Monkey Island Grog" is a reference to the game The Secret of Monkey Island.
- In spite of fifty cents being needed to operate SCP-294, the player may use it without having to pay.
- "Pinkie Pie's Greatest Ability" is a reference to the character Pinkie Pie from the TV series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and a fan-made belief that her greatest ability is to break the fourth wall, due to her repeated interactions with the viewers.
- With some exceptions, drinking snake venom in real life does not result in envenomation as it's broken down by the digestive process, and its effectivity relies in entering the bloodstream. A laceration in the digestive tract, however, will allow the venom to do so, and such a practice is ill-advised. Drinking in large quantities can however have some long-term deadly effects.
- "HL3" and "Half Life 3" refer to the fact of the unknown released (if it is to be released) Half Life 3, desired by fans of the Half-Life series.
- "Jarate" is a referene to a weapon featured in Team Fortress 2.
- According to the SCP page, SCP-294 is in a break room, not a cafeteria, and is shown next to several regular vending machines in the picture.
- "CoD" and "Call of duty" refers to late/mid 2014 where Montage parodies (Also known as MLG videos) were popular and constantly used Dubstep music, and the continous "Your Mom" jokes in CoD's game chat. Mostly by skrubs.
- "Meme","Memes",and "Maymays" refer to the Me Gusta Face shown here.