The COCs (pronounced cocks) is a world known PMC, formed, operated, and controlled by Lieutenant Vasquez. It is one of the world's most powerful PMCs, striking fear into the hearts of coffee lovers.
A few years back, Ltn's fancy decorative plants that he spent weeks on growing were killed by an armed mugger, a mug of coffee. From that day forward, Ltn fought all crimes involving coffee. But, as few may know, coffee isn't exactly the world's most intimidating criminals. Bored with the low crime rate, Ltn made a large factory that produced gallons and gallons of java with evil genes and crime related tendencies. Ltn was happy, beating the shit out of coffee with his sidekick Cridone, but he was overwhelmed. The factory exploded, littering the e…
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HEEEEYY, GAIZ, IT'S Z'S BIRTHDAI! REMEMA 2 SPANK TEH SHIT OUTTA HIM! I would post his avatar here like I did to Slayer, but knowing Z and his mental disease of the urge to change avis everyday, this shit will be out dated quickly. So just go.....fackin'.........spank the Firefly/Tiger/Guy guy.......Eeeeh, screw it.
SPANK TARGET: ENGAGED
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You wake up from your peaceful slumber, wide and awake. ]]
Even though your mom had to get you up with a water splash or a shake.
You go to school, get on the bus, and write a few essays
You do all of these tasks once almost everyday.
You come home from a school day, tired and sleepy
As you throw down your book filled backpack quite so weakly.
You stumble to the couch, as tired as ever
Thinking that the time of your relaxation will be....one, two, t-NEVER
You have a nap on the couch, shutting your eyes to go to sleep
Not making a snore, a reflex, not even one single peep
A few hours later, you open your eyes
To spot your computer, the place that once made you cry
Not because of porn or the insults or the blue waffles, none of that
But for the mental a…Read more >
WARNING: THIS ISN'T SUPPOSE TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY AND IS SIMPLY A CRUDE PARODY OF THE FIRST ROLEPLAY ON THIS WIKI.
Once upon a time, some asswipe named Gule was doing stuff. Then some D class was cryin' or jerking off, I don't know. Then some doctor guy did some stuff to some kid. Then some dickhead named Wilsuck scooted his ass over to the breack room cuz he's lazy. Wilsuck did some shit then Gule did some shit and some guy named Bander did some shit. Then they made the D class do some shit then some shit happened where some whore things called....um Ees See Pee. That's a fucking stupid name. Some Ees See Pees broke out, I guess this is a prsion or something, and and hell breaks loss.
So, that jerk off D class and doctor guy disappered (bec…Read more >
HI GAIZ ITZ PRO SLAERZ BERTHDAY! REMEMBIR 2 SPANK TEH SHIT OUT OOF HIM!
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