WARNING: THIS ISN'T SUPPOSE TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY AND IS SIMPLY A CRUDE PARODY OF THE FIRST ROLEPLAY ON THIS WIKI.
Once upon a time, some asswipe named Gule was doing stuff. Then some D class was cryin' or jerking off, I don't know. Then some doctor guy did some stuff to some kid. Then some dickhead named Wilsuck scooted his ass over to the breack room cuz he's lazy. Wilsuck did some shit then Gule did some shit and some guy named Bander did some shit. Then they made the D class do some shit then some shit happened where some whore things called....um Ees See Pee. That's a fucking stupid name. Some Ees See Pees broke out, I guess this is a prsion or something, and and hell breaks loss.
So, that jerk off D class and doctor guy disappered (becuase their writers gave up on life) and then some guy named....Rob. Roberts? Ro....Some guy meet up with Wilsuck. They had an orgy and headed out to create a threesome. They met up with Gule and Bander, so they had a foursome, the dumbasses there are and some other doctor guy came up. Or-Onion Laaav-ron? Onion Lavron trying to be Gordon Freeman walked up. Bander got bitten in the sex party by a zambe by some Ees See Pee virus. Um, lemme see. EES SEE PEE ZERO ZERO EIGHT. Um. Bander has a trippy dream and whatnot.
So, that Roberts guy locked himself in the bathroom after Ees See P- Some fuckin demonic teddy bear, fuckin Snuggies McSatan nearly killed Gordon Freeman but Wilsuck when TF2 Pyro on his ass and killed him. Gule, who is humping Bander's unconcious body, yells and Roberts for drinkin outta some...cup thing with brownies in it- Ok, fuck this.
The Narrator leaves.
Narrator (OS): This is fuckin stupid.
A new Narrator enters.
Sorry about that little....incident,folks. So um, Wilsuck humps Onion's nearly dead body and he passess out and gives the audience the middle finger by ending the first part with an overused cliffhanger. Um, The End.
A TH-A-TH-A-TH, THATS ALL, FUCKS.
Narrator (OS): Now, gimme my damn check.